Young Justice Season 4 Episode 3

Let’s just get this out of the way now. The scene during the credits, where Superman is talking to Lois on the phone about baby Jon’s Kryptonian poop habits and his powers possibly starting to emerge, is the funniest thing Young Justice has ever done, from the subject matter to the voice acting – Superman screaming “CYBORG I NEED A BOOM TUBE” was a riot. It was a weird tone to attach to an episode that was mostly about how shitty racism is. But tonal dissonance aside, both pieces worked fairly well.  The pace of the story slowed way down this week. We got almost no progression towards solving the mysteries of who killed the Prime Minister, who blew up the Zeta Tube, caused the cave in, or blew up the communications satellite. Instead, we got deep character work on Beast Boy, and on Miss Martian and her family. The two big plot beats were Bioship retiring and passing on her role on the team to her daughter (we’ll call her Bioship 2. Or maybe Bioship Infinite?), and a lingering camera shot on M’gann’s father as the prince was running off into a sandstorm to save Gar.  Meanwhile, Conner gets a quick blast of Martian Manhunter history while building the platform for the wedding, a process that involves telekinetically pouring lava over rocks Conner and Gar piece together. We find out that J’onn was actually preeeeeeeeeetty racist against red and white Martians until he left for Earth, a fact that appropriately astonished Conner and gives us one of the best exchanges this show’s ever done: “It’s good that J’onn learned racial tolerance. On Earth of all places!” Conner says. “He did not simply learn tolerance. That is insufficient. He learned acceptance,” M’gann’s father tells him. I know they’re standing in lava during that scene, but those burns were the ones that stuck. On the other side of the episode, we get M’gann spending quality time with her sister and mother, as they try and build the crystal canopy to go on top of the lava platform. This conversation has a lot of interesting ideas about identity – we find out that M’gann’s superhero form is her “true” form, not her Martian one, and M’gann and Em’ree fight over Em’ree not standing up for her younger white Martian siblings when they were little. It’s solid enough stuff.

PHANTOM PREMONITIONS

Despite what you heard, the Kobra the team battled at the beginning of the episode is not the Cobra that G.I. Joe fights on the regular. This Kobra is a cult/snake-themed terrorist organization trying to usher in the Kali Yuga, an age of chaos. Their founder, King Kobra, was created by Jack Kirby, and the terror organization associated with him has been growing in size and specialization since the ‘70s. The terror organization associated with King Kobra. Not with Jack Kirby.

The Outsiders you see in Gar’s memory consist of Robin, Wonder Girl, Beast Boy, Stargirl, and Windfall. Windfall in the comics is a reformed member of the Masters of Disaster who joined the Outsiders to make up for her villainous past. And then her story ends right there and absolutely does not progress into a super shitty story in late aughts Suicide Squad. Definitely do not read that. 

I’m still laughing at “he got poop on the CEILING?” You don’t actually need to be a Kryptonian baby for that to happen.